The Spaniard and the Speedos

Only 10 days away from my holiday, I was thinking back on last years adventure.
Volontary work in Tanzania and chill on Zanzibar (where I am returning this year)....

During my chilling on Zanzibar, I also experienced the Spaniard in the Speedos!
Something virtually impossible to forget.

I was staying in a bungalow by the beach, and had made friends with Jenny, who just had climbed Kilimanjaro.
Our exchange of expereiences was aparently overheard by a couple of Spanish men.

Later that evening, when I was getting ready to meet Jenny for dinner, I heard a knock on my door, and upon opening the door, I discovered a Spaniard in Speedos flexing his muscles on my veranda! *surprise*
He admitted to overhearing our conversation earlier, and said that he was under the impression that I was traveling alone, and therefore must be lonely.
He offered to cure my solitude and to have mercy on me in his own special way....

Talking about the village where I had stayed for weeks and weeks, he inquiered if I had the opportunity to "have some fun"
Ehm, living in a village where half of the population has HIV, "the spanish fun" is not really what you prioritize, which I also told him.


Man in speedos, not THE spaniard though

 Thats when he came up with the quote of the MILLENIUM!

"Well, Miss, maybe I can end your dryspell for you?"

Imagine, you have a Spaniard in SPEEDOS! offering you that! Not bad for chill huh?

Am wondering what this year will bring, I doubt it can beat the speedo incident....

And, may I add; No, I did not accept the offer!